Twin jokes
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).
My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes and told me they both ended up dying.
Well, SO-RRY, but I didn't know they were conjoined twins.
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
In Egypt, I walked past my twin named Tyler Bungard (you can search his name up) :
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.