I'm having lunch on the roof of twin towers and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying towa
Two Twin Towers Topple To Terrorists Terrorizing Twenty To-be-doomed Trip Takers
i hate when ppl make jokes ab the twin towers. my dad died on 9/11 he was a great pilot
So there's this uncle of female and male twins, and his sister, the mother of the twins, is stuck trying to think of a name for the children. The uncle says "I've got an idea!", and the mother gets excited, thinking this could be it. She says "What should their names be?" The uncle replies "Well for your daughter, Denise" "That's a nice name" comments the mother, "but what about my son?" The uncle simply replies "Denephew".
Why are the twin towers and after the girls kill all boys are similar? There used to be two but now there's one...
What is the difference between the titanic and the twin towers? They both went down.
Why was the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them but once the little people come jumping of them out it becomes sad and awful.
Whats the difference between your mum and the twin towers i would smash the twin towers
your hairline so bad it went down like the twin towers
What this the difference between the twin towers and Elton John Elton John is still standing
Someone in my class yell jenga well watching a documentary about the twin towers
At 9/11, the people in the twin towers ordered pizza. They asked for peporoni, but instead got plane
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the twin towers anyway
*Knock knock*
Why are you knocking on a wall, you're in the Twin Towers and they're going down
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months she woke. She asked the doctor "hows the baby?" "You had twins" the doctor replied. "Your brother named them" the woman said *oh no not my brother what did he call them?" "He called the girl Denise" "what about the boy" the woman asked the doctor said "denephew"
(pick-up line) if ur tits are the twin towers...... can i be ur osama
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city
-well that was a blow up
2 twins were talking in class, I threw a paper airplane at one of them
The twin towers are like crippled legs once they break they can’t be fixed
