Why are the twin towers and after the girls kill all boys are similar? There used to be two but now there's one...
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
me: what did the twin say to the other twin
friend: I don ́t know me: I ́ll fall with you
Whats the difference between your mum and the twin towers i would smash the twin towers
What this the difference between the twin towers and Elton John Elton John is still standing
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
At 9/11, the people in the twin towers ordered pizza. They asked for peporoni, but instead got plane
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
2 twins were talking in class, I threw a paper airplane at one of them
If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.
Why didn’t twin towers like there pizza
Cause it was plain
