Twin jokes

One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).

My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes and told me they both ended up dying.

Well, SO-RRY, but I didn't know they were conjoined twins.

The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.

Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.

I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...

Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.

They’re already getting closer.

What did the twin tower say to the other?

"I need to catch this plane."

I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.

My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.

Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?

There used to be two but now there's one...

What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?

They both went down.

Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.

Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.

I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?

At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.

Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.

The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.

I beat up my twin friends with a plane.

"Knock knock."

"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"

Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?

Friend: I don't know.

Me: I'll fall with you.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?

At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.