Twin jokes
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).
My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes and told me they both ended up dying.
Well, SO-RRY, but I didn't know they were conjoined twins.
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
Memes
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.