Twin jokes
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
"I’m coming for you two!"
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
So there's this uncle of female and male twins, and his sister, the mother of the twins, is stuck trying to think of a name for the children. The uncle says, "I've got an idea!", and the mother gets excited, thinking this could be it. She says, "What should their names be?"
The uncle replies, "Well for your daughter, Denise." "That's a nice name," comments the mother, "but what about my son?" The uncle simply replies, "Denephew".
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
"Twins sitting in class."
Me: Casually throws a paper plane at them.
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
The greatest bond you will ever have is the one with your conjoined twin.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?