Twin jokes
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
Memes
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?