Twin jokes

The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.

Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.

Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.

They’re already getting closer.

I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...

What did the twin tower say to the other?

"I need to catch this plane."

Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?

There used to be two but now there's one...

I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.

My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.

What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?

They both went down.

Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.

Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.

I beat up my twin friends with a plane.

Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.

At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.

The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.

"Knock knock."

"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"

Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?

Friend: I don't know.

Me: I'll fall with you.

I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?

This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.

Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?

Elton John is still standing.

Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.