Twin jokes

I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...

So this is how I got divorced.

On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!

Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?

There used to be two but now there's one...

What did the twin tower say to the other?

"I need to catch this plane."

What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?

They both went down.

Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.

Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.

I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?

At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.

Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.

I beat up my twin friends with a plane.

"Knock knock."

"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"

Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?

Friend: I don't know.

Me: I'll fall with you.

This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.

Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!

Most women are like the Twin Towers.

It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.

Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.

What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?

I would smash the Twin Towers.

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?

Elton John is still standing.

(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?

The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.

Well, that was a blow up!