Twin jokes

Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?

A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.

Why were the Twin Towers sad?

They ordered Dominos and got Jets.

I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"

Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!

A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins. The doctor said but the lady was like,

"Ugh, why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl, not a boy, just a girl!"

The lady passed out 😵 and then found out she was in a coma. The man who was in labor died. The two babies got a nanny, an evil one. The nanny killed the babies on their first birthday.

The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.

Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.

Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"

Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.

So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.

I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?

What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?

Both were owned by their own kind.

"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."

"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"

Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.

Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?

Their birth and death date are the same.

The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!

Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.

North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"

Don't be racist, I am a building.

Twin Towers: fucked.

It was fake.

BE RACIST.

The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.