Twin jokes
The twins are falling down.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... π
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
Memes
In Egypt, I walked past my twin named Tyler Bungard (you can search his name up) :
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
βI guess we are going down together!β
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears π
My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"
I said, "π¬π¬π¬π¬π¬π¬π¬"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "'Cause it's your twin."
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).
My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes and told me they both ended up dying.
Well, SO-RRY, but I didn't know they were conjoined twins.