Twin jokes
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
Memes
In Egypt, I walked past my twin named Tyler Bungard (you can search his name up) :
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"
I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "'Cause it's your twin."
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).
My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes and told me they both ended up dying.
Well, SO-RRY, but I didn't know they were conjoined twins.