Twin

Twin jokes

Tower

What did the Twin Towers say to each other?

Sorry if that offended anyone.

“I guess we are going down together!”

Twin Towers

Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!

Gravity

Twin Towers

Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.

Memes

Difference

Twin Towers

What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.

Ground Zero

A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"

An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"

The Scouser says, "Liverpool."

The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"

The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"

Spongebob

Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.

Spongebob: 9 letters

Squarepants: 11 letters

Spongebob did 9/11.

Parent

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?

Nothing. They are both just memories.

Difference

What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?

Nothing, they both fell.

Dad

What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.

Emoji

My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"

I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"

She said, "Why?"

I said, "'Cause it's your twin."

Weekend

One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).

My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes and told me they both ended up dying.

Well, SO-RRY, but I didn't know they were conjoined twins.