Twin jokes
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.
What did the lawyer name his twins? COURTney and CASEy.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost the towers.
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
I would be smiling if I were the pilot
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months, she woke up. She asked the doctor, "How's the baby?"
"You had twins," the doctor replied. "Your brother named them."
The woman said, "Oh no, not my brother! What did he call them?"
The doctor said, "He called the girl Denise."
"What about the boy?" the woman asked.
The doctor said, "Denephew."
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins. The doctor said but the lady was like,
"Ugh, why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl, not a boy, just a girl!"
The lady passed out 😵 and then found out she was in a coma. The man who was in labor died. The two babies got a nanny, an evil one. The nanny killed the babies on their first birthday.
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
Fine, then if I can't do Gwen, then I guess it is Tenya and Kenya. #Twin sisters! Tenya and Kenya!