Twin jokes
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"
I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "'Cause it's your twin."