Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Twin Jokes
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"
I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "'Cause it's your twin."
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).
My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes and told me they both ended up dying.
Well, SO-RRY, but I didn't know they were conjoined twins.
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
So this is how I got divorced.
On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!
