Twin jokes

Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.

The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.

What did the Twin Towers say to each other?

Sorry if that offended anyone.

“I guess we are going down together!”

Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!

Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.

What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?

Two large planes.

There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.

What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.

A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"

An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"

The Scouser says, "Liverpool."

The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"

The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"

Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.

Spongebob: 9 letters

Squarepants: 11 letters

Spongebob did 9/11.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?

Nothing. They are both just memories.

Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.

What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?

What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?

Nothing, they both fell.

What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.

What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐

My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"

I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"

She said, "Why?"

I said, "'Cause it's your twin."

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

No one shuts up about them.

One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).

My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes and told me they both ended up dying.

Well, SO-RRY, but I didn't know they were conjoined twins.

The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.