Twin jokes
The twins are falling down.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?
Because of the jets.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.