Twin jokes
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.
Two twins were talking in class. I threw a paper airplane at one of them.
If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀