Twin jokes

"Knock knock."

"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"

Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.

Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?

Friend: I don't know.

Me: I'll fall with you.

They say there is power in numbers.

Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.

(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?

The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.

Well, that was a blow up!

Two twins were talking in class. I threw a paper airplane at one of them.

If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.

Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?

They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.

Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.

What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?

Once they turn 18, they never come back.

What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?

Batter up!

Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."

The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.

One was just a plane tortilla.

The other one was also just a plane tortilla.

And the third one went to the wrong address.

What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?

They always getting hit.

What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both got taken out by two jets.

I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"

What did one twin say to the other?

"Watch out for the plane!"

I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.

I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.