Twin jokes

At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.

People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.

Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.

The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.

I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?

I beat up my twin friends with a plane.

Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?

Friend: I don't know.

Me: I'll fall with you.

"Knock knock."

"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"

They say there is power in numbers.

Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.

The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.

Well, that was a blow up!

(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?

What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?

They both went down.

Two twins were talking in class. I threw a paper airplane at one of them.

If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.

I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.

I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"

What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both got taken out by two jets.

I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.

What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?

Once they turn 18, they never come back.

Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."

Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?

They wanted some plane fries.