Twin jokes
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?
Because of the jets.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
Two twins were talking in class. I threw a paper airplane at one of them.
If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.