Twin jokes
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
In Egypt, I walked past my twin named Tyler Bungard (you can search his name up) :
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
My wife is so ugly when she was born, the doctor said, "I did everything I could, but she pulled through anyways." When she was born, the doctor hung himself with the umbilical cord. He pushed her back in, said, "Not done." The doctor slapped her mother. The doctor looked at her and said, "Twins!" He didn't know what end to slap. He threw her away and kept the afterbirth.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.