Twin jokes

Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.

This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.

Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.

What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"

(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?

The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.

Well, that was a blow up!

They say there is power in numbers.

Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.

Two twins were talking in class. I threw a paper airplane at one of them.

If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.

I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"

What did one twin say to the other?

"Watch out for the plane!"

I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.

Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?

They fell apart.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Twins.

Twins who?

Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.

For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.

McDonald's has a drive through.

Twin Towers has a fly through.

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?

You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.

Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀

I've been drinking from a tall cup.

His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.