Twin jokes

Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.

People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.

Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.

At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.

I beat up my twin friends with a plane.

"Knock knock."

"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"

Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?

Friend: I don't know.

Me: I'll fall with you.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.

They say there is power in numbers.

Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.

(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?

The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.

Well, that was a blow up!

What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?

They both went down.

Two twins were talking in class. I threw a paper airplane at one of them.

If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.

What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both got taken out by two jets.

What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?

Batter up!

I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"

I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.

The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

What did the plane say to the twin towers?

"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)