Twin jokes

I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?

I beat up my twin friends with a plane.

The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.

Well, that was a blow up!

(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?

They say there is power in numbers.

Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.

Two twins were talking in class. I threw a paper airplane at one of them.

If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.

What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?

They always getting hit.

What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?

Batter up!

Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?

They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.

The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.

One was just a plane tortilla.

The other one was also just a plane tortilla.

And the third one went to the wrong address.

What did one twin say to the other?

"Watch out for the plane!"

I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.

Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."

What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both got taken out by two jets.

Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.

What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?

Once they turn 18, they never come back.

In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.

The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.