Twin Towers jokes
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
How do tourists feed their kids?
Here comes the airplane, here comes the second one.
Type shit.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
The Twin Towers and genders have a lot in common. There used to be two, and now it's just a touchy subject.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
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"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.