What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
"Another one bites the dust."
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
You might think these jokes are plane.
Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but itβs two plane.
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Who says βwhite men can't jump?β They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
