Twin Towers jokes
What type of pizza did the twin towers order?
Plain.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
2,996 kill streak, boom!
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
Type shit.
Boom, it went.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...