Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

Difference

What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?

Nothing, they both fell.

Tattoo

(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!

Plane

I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...

Gender

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.

Tower

Why is America bad at Clash Royale?

Because they can't defend their towers.

Tower

You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!

Pilot

My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.

Brother

The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.

Al Qaeda

What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.

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  • Pepperoni Pizza

    Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.

    White men

    Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.