Twin Towers jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
Boom, it went.
2,996 kill streak, boom!
Type shit.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"