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The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Louie's parents tried this.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?
Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?
101 pedo jokes.
Why's everything x2, need to get this shit dick off before the coppers come, it's called women taking advantage, you'll shit the bitcoin, 90% percent of pedo's who don't admit they're like kids blame the police, shit your kappas, you only want my veins why don't you inject me with smack, run in with ya black armbands, I've been sized for a million pound, stop giving me strain asking questions, I know what's going to happen next, bet the judge is a women, jealous coz your drink tastes like shit?
Is it coz your shit though? How many bids have you done? Shit 1 million views, don't try bribe me, did the police give me snip? How's my barbie doll or shall I say my little pony? The police beat fuck outta me, what's all these needle marks on my arm, I can tell you want something, why's everything like one big cycle, police own the dark web.
Keep it going on lol.
The lettuce and tomato were in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
Trump and two of his friends are stranded on an island with no internet connection and no way of getting home.
As they frantically run around the island trying to get a signal so Trump can call his private helicopter to come and pick them up, Trump's wig falls off and lands on a magical lamp, from which suddenly appears a genie.
As Trump replaces his wig, the genie announces that he will grant each man one wish for freeing him. The men stop to confer. The first one says he will wish for a plane to rescue him, the second wishes for a boat to rescue him, and they tell Trump to wish for a helicopter to rescue him.
Trump, being Trump, nods and says yes, but he wasn't really listening. Then they approach the genie. The first one of Trump's friends wishes for a plane to rescue him, as agreed. The second one of Trump's friends wishes for a boat to rescue him, as agreed. Then Trump is left all alone, but instead of wishing for a helicopter to rescue him, as agreed, he says, "Aww, I'm lonely now. I wish both my friends were here with me!"
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
Stephen Hawking tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...
Stephen Hawking tried to crack Abutu.
Did you try the digital egg padlock? Because it is very easy to crack the code.
A shoplifter tried to rob a grocery store.
He was asked to give an "eggsplanation."
I tried to take a fog machine, but I took the wrong one. Needless to say, it was a big mist-take.
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.