New Donald Trump Jokes - Page 7

Little Johnny was in class, and his teacher asked, "How many of you guys are Trump fans?" Since the entire class wanted to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands, well, except Little Johnny. So the teacher asks, "Why are you being different again, Johnny?" So Little Johnny says, "Well, because I'm a Democrat. My mom is a Democrat, and my dad is a Democrat, so I'm a Democrat!" So then the teacher responds with, "Well, what if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" Well, Little Johnny says, "A Trump fan!"

Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.

Why didn't Trump beat Biden?

Because he couldn't trump that bitch!

Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.

Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!

Why did Trump go to Jeffrey's secret Island?

So he could trump that little bitch!

Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?

Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.

What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."

Does Donald know his wife is Mexican?

Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?

Viewers: Dora.

Trump: No, I am President Trump.

Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?

Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.

Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?

A comb-over.

Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?

Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.

Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?

A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?

Okay, the joke's over. Bring back Trump!

You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?

You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.