What song do you play at a emo kids funeral House of Pain jump around
My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s jump at his funeral
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
IN memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the jackson Chocolte ice cream, it is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
I will survive, by Gloria Gaynor.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag
we should give whoever killed hitler a statue oh wait nevermind.
What happened after Technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
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When Michael Jackson died people melted him down into lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
If you think about it the 9/11 memorial it just a scoreboard
In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP 😔
Want to know what juice wrld would do if he was alive today. frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
me and my friends are going to create a steps tribute band we are all in wheelchairs so we are going to be called ramps
(just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.
My dad always wanted one last smoke before his death so we smoked his ashes.
When Lexa took Clarke out on a date, she walked past the candle shop, she bought all the candles. After the date, they went back to the Heda's (Commanders) Tower, which is basically a huge candle. "All I wanna do is Candle you"
(Lexa and Clarke from 'The 100' [ #LexaDeservedBetter ] R.I.P. Lexa...)
