Are you Paris, 'Cause Eiffel for you
I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.
>Sell PC >Go to Croatia >Try to fly to the US to meet female >US wont let me in >End up in Norway >female leaves me >Female gets arrested by feds >Feds read all my messages and see my dick pics
Just another day in the defib life
The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.
The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service. EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.
Where did the pig go on holiday?
Snout and about.
We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.
Confucius says, man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok.
What do you call a devil texting you Travelers on the way😈🤣
You mama is like train tracks she gets laid all around the country
You wanna know why I love trains?
They end my suffering.
Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad. Liam: I like you both. Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go Liam: I will go to paris. Mother: That's means you like dad more Liam: No, its because i like paris Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go. Liam: I will go to America. Mother: Why Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.
A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here!”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
what is the fastest country?iran
Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
A orphan went up to nicolas tesla and asked to travel in time he then saw his parents put him in a building saying you now live here!!
What kind of dreams do hotels have?
Suite dreams
What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport???
•terminal
