What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...
BRAKING NEWS!
Little Johnny's dead!
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
Teachers at a school shooting be like: damn it. That's the third one this week and it's only Monday.
I want to make a joke about Kobe, but it won't land well.
Why did the orphan commit suicide?
So he could find home.
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gas chamber.
I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?"
She points off the cliff, and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside, all mangled and dead.
The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer."
What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?
Her miscarriage.
The titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge
Philza: PUT THE ORPHAN DOWN TECHNOBLADE- NO DON-
Technoblade: R.I.P orphan
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
What is big and stupid?
The Titanic.
