Tragedy jokes
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until they see their parents.
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.