Tragedy jokes
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
Why do Americans suck at chess?.......... They already lost two towers.
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?
They both light up the room.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two, but now it's just a sensitive subject.
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.
Why did the orphan commit mass murder?
To be on top of the wanted list.
Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."
(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there isn't 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
So, this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well, the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road, he starts speeding. Eventually, he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, "Is my wife okay? She was carrying my child." The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes, "APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage."
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
Me: dozes off while driving. Everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.