Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

School shooting happens:

Foreign exchange student: Sobbing under desk.

American student: “First time?”

The student from Irak with an AK47: "RAtatata..."

Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.

I wanted to play as Kobe Bryant on my gaming console, but the game kept crashing.

Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.

I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.

My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.

What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?

Both were owned by their own kind.

What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?

They both light up the room.