I hate sitting in traffic, I always get run over.
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
so i was asleep and woke up and went to work my wife left already to her job i was driving my car and ran over someone i woke up in my bed realized it was all a dream 20 minutes later i got a phone call the my wife got hit bye a car
Say traffic and replace r with h it sounds like... that thicc
Brother 2(1): We have these weird circles on the street! Government is trakin' us!!! Brother 1: They are just to sense cars so they can change lights. And its the government. Brother 2(1): Then why are there two in the left turn lane Brother 1: So 1 car isn't always going left and stopping the others. Brother 2(1): Then why are they 1 car apart. Oh to have 3 people going. Brother 1: Correct. When i see 1 car on the first. i go on the 2nd so my light changes. Brother 2(1): You monster. Brother 1: I wonder if they trigger by weight? Brother 2(1):HA. yo mama would trigger the sensor. Brother 1. ARG. its OUR MAMA your disrespecting. Mother (brother 1):whats going on boys? *looks in mirror* HOLY SH@& SHE IS PRETTY! Brother 2(1): i think you should take your pills. Brother 1: found them. *imaginary mother and brother fade away* thank you ELECTROBOOM for inspiring this joke/sh!t. Go subb to him. btw the (1) means it is just imaginary brother one acting like another brother.
It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.
Mother Nature deserves a traffic ticket. Summer is speeding by way too fast. 🤣🤣🤣
You were born on the highway, Thats where most accidents happen.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road? A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh
What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look I’m about to change
All the traffic stoping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s.
THAT
why cant Helen Keller drive. Because she's a women no seriosly why can't she drive. Because she's dead.
Why was the giraffe 🦒 late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus
How does the zebra cross the road . The zebra crossing
My friend Amir didn’t have the greatest driving record because of all the car crashes he got in. He only crashed his plane once in a building. So he had a much better flying record.
Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread waiting for a traffic jam
Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show
He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare
Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept
Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it
Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket
Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? yeah, he was tired.
a truck carrying vicks vaporub overturned on the highway, amazingly there was no congestion for 8 hours strait
