Took jokes

I just took an orange soda bath this morning. The next thing I knew, it turned out to be a river of Orange Crush.

Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.

I took my mother-in-law out yesterday.

God being a sniper is so fun!

A long-haired child once took a bite of Chuck Norris's brain. He later became known as Albert Einstein.

Yo mama is so ugly that her DoorDash driver took her order away.

Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.

My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.

I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."

Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.

I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.

Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback.

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.

Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!

My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.

Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?

He only took a day off.

Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.

Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."