what did the kid say to the toilet?
did you order a number two because i got one ready for you
what did one poop say to the other poop?whats the matter you look flushed
One day there was a boy who needed the toilet. So he goes to his teacher and asks if he can go to the toilet. The teacher says "yes but before you go what is the first 3 letters in the alphabet?" The boy replies " I don't know miss.... The teacher says that he will have to wait. Later the boy goes home to his mom that is on the phone. What is the first letter in the alphabet? His mom says "Oh shut up! So the boy goes to his dad that is playing darts and says "what is the second letter in the alphabet? His dad says "180"! So the boy goes to his sister who is playing with her Barbies. The boy asks "what is the 3rd letter in the alphabet"? The sister says " I'm a Barbie girl in a barbie world"! The next day the boy goes to school and needs the toilet again so he goes to ask if he can go and the teacher says " yes but before you go what is the 3 letters in the alphabet"? They boy says " oh shut up"! The teacher is angry about that so she says "what is the second one"? "180"! Says the boy and the teacher asks him where he is from and the boy says " I'm a barbie girl in a barbie world!"
The end
What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?
Shampoo
I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other and I said excuse where is the bathroom and the man said right over there. I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say “Dad I have to go to school soon”
I ran out of bras, so I wore.... MY GRANDMAS UNDERPANTS
I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind. So I called “TOLIET PAPERS ROLLING IN”
your cow is so ugly, it scared the crap out of the toilet
PERSON: I need to go so bad!
TOILET: Long time no pee!!!
Last time I got a piece of ass was hen my finger went through the toilet paper.
Big but
Ur American when u walk to the bathroom. what are you when ur in there
Ur-a-peen Eurapean
Why did steward die in the toilet?He saw his Undercut in the mirror
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger licken' good!
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil
We Spend The Weekend Getting The POOP OUT!
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan.. So your the one !
When you have a bladder infection
Urine trouble 😜
What's harder than taking a shit trying to take a shit while constipated
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up because that’s the way he rolls
