Toilet jokes
What did one butt cheek say to the other? “Between you and me, it stinks in here!”
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.
If you are American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?
Euro-peein'.
If Trump pooped in a toilet, the toilet would die.
How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!
A man walks up to Lil Johnny one day and asks, "If you had one wish, but that wish will be granted to everyone on Earth... what would it be?"
So Lil Johnny thinks real hard and long, then said, "Well, I would wish for me to shit myself."
The man is shocked and asks why, and Lil Johnny replies, "Well, I would be on the toilet. I think everyone else would just be confused!"
Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.
🤔 What do Polish people 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 in Poland do with 📰 📰 📰 📰 newspapers 📰 📰 📰 📰 after they are done reading them?
Use them for toilet paper. 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄
Why did the poop shout, "Ooh!"
It was poohp.
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
Why take a nap on the toilet?
Because it's a restroom.
When it comes to recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
Poo.
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?
'Cause it got stuck in a pothole!
You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet!
Have you heard about the movie "Constipation"?
No, because it never came out...