What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?
Two-ply!
why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to excape the corano virise
I ain't shaking anyone's hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking anyone's hand because y'all out of toilet paper!
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
Toothbrush says, "I have the worst job ever."
Toilet paper says, "You think your job is shitty."
Q: why was the potty sad? A: Diarrhea
How can toilet paper decorate your house?
Shit sticks everywhere.
I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1-ply toilet roll.
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.
It's embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down. Luckily, the supermarket is just around the corner.
Badass Toilet Paper Company: We don't take shit off of anyone.
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!