Toilet jokes
I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper. Because a huge rock is headed towards Earth, and paper covers rock.
Pooooooooooop!
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?
'Cause it got stuck in a pothole!
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
Did you know toilets, while you're at work, eat your toilet paper?
What did the poop say to the toilet paper? “You’re on a roll!”
Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.
What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?
Two-ply!
No more toilet paper jokes, please.
Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?
I ain't shaking anyone's hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking anyone's hand because y'all out of toilet paper!
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
Toothbrush says, "I have the worst job ever."
Toilet paper says, "You think your job is shitty."
Q: Why was the potty sad?
A: Diarrhea
How can toilet paper decorate your house?
Shit sticks everywhere.
I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1-ply toilet roll.
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.
What do Cavemen poop in?
A Neander stall.
When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European.