Q: What did the butt say to the face?
A: It farted!
It's embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down. Luckily, the supermarket is just around the corner.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ididap.
Ididap who?
That's the joke, you did a poo!
Badass Toilet Paper Company: We don't take shit off of anyone.
Why does Hellen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop? Nobody knows!
how do you make a blind girl smile... leave the plunger in the toilet
I went, I saw, I poop at hole. I make a portal.
Cam likes to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a lot.
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
A three strangers have opened a gay chat; but if one left the chat, the chat will be closed.
Stranger 3: how to turn a straight guy into a gay guy?
Stranger 1: you can't!
Stranger 2: you can
Stranger 3: how?
Stranger 2: by using the same idea of russian experiment; like in a detention, put him in a closed room full of gay stuff but the difference that he can sleep and he will have a food for 30 days and toilet too.
Stranger 3: great idea, but who can we try first?
Stranger 1: you all gays are evil monsters
Stranger 2: i think the stranger 1 is just a straight spy let's try this experi-
(the chat has been closed by stranger 1)
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
How did the toilet react when it received a gift? That was so pot full (toughtfull)
Why did the toilet paper cross the road? It was on a roll
What did one butt cheek say to the other? “Between you and me, it stinks in here!”
A dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday, and he replied, "How about a urinal cake?!"
Poopies in my undies.
The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had a diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?🤷‍♂️💩
Me: Hey you trashy pig woman go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you Belong. Trashy Pig woman: why Because you smell like fart and your pretty much just a Turd with Lips.
Toilet paper cried across the road
How do you help a constipated person?
You scare the shit out of them!
