Electric Appliance jokes
I'm shocked, my new toaster isn't waterproof.
Are you a toaster?
Because I wanna take a bath with you.
Microwave.
My wife Jean is happy, 馃槉 pretty, 馃槏 and pregnant,馃ぐ boy, 馃懄 am I glad 馃槉 I bought her 馃懇 a new whirlpool washer and dryer.
Washer: $249.95 Dryer: $199.95
You make the juice go through my power brick.
Okay, so turns out the toasters are not waterproof...
Pro marriage tip: Let your wife know you鈥檙e all about women鈥檚 rights, especially the right to remain silent, because all appliances should be silent.
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.