Electric Appliance jokes

The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.

I'm shocked, my new toaster isn't waterproof.

Are you a toaster?

Because I wanna take a bath with you.

What's the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side.

It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.

The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.

What is burned dark and glued to the wall?

A bad electrician.