Electric Appliance jokes
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
I'm shocked, my new toaster isn't waterproof.
Are you a toaster?
Because I wanna take a bath with you.
What's the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side.
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.
The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.
What is burned dark and glued to the wall?
A bad electrician.