Electric Appliance jokes

Are you a toaster?

Because I wanna take a bath with you.

I'm shocked, my new toaster isn't waterproof.

The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.

Microwave.

My wife Jean is happy, 😊 pretty, 😍 and pregnant,🤰 boy, 👦 am I glad 😊 I bought her 👩 a new whirlpool washer and dryer.

Washer: $249.95 Dryer: $199.95

You make the juice go through my power brick.

Okay, so turns out the toasters are not waterproof...

Pro marriage tip: Let your wife know you’re all about women’s rights, especially the right to remain silent, because all appliances should be silent.