Electric Appliance jokes

The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.

I'm shocked, my new toaster isn't waterproof.

Are you a toaster?

Because I wanna take a bath with you.

What's the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side.

The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.

It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.