Toaster jokes

Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.

Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.

Dentist: Open up, sir.

Me: So... I hate my life, my family, my sisters, my dog, my cat, and I tried to take a bath with my toaster, but my dog took it. That's why I hate my dog. And my cat died trying to chew my rope; it choked... Yea.

Dentist: I... meant your mouth... so I can clean your teeth.

Me: :O Ohhhh, my bad.

Dentist: Do you need help??

Me: Yep.

Dentist: ...

Me: ....

Are you a toaster?

Because I wanna take a bath with you.

So I asked my mom for a bath bomb, she just gave me a toaster.

Roses are red, my toaster too,

Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?

What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?

A toaster.

Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.

Are you a toaster?

Are you a toaster?

'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.

I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?

Say "toast" three times. Spell "toast" three times. What do you put in a toaster? The answer?

I got a toaster for my birthday and said, "Yay, new bath bomb!"

Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.

Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you.

Your mamma's so ugly, even the toaster wouldn't get in the bathtub with her.

I was looking forward to some toast...

So I took the toaster in the bath with me.

OKAYYYY guys, today we're going to make DIY bath bombs. I bet y'all already have the first ingredient right here in your kitchen:

*looks at toaster*

And the lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Hey, I just found out my toaster is waterproof! :D

Toaster + Bath = The ultimate bath bomb!

The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.