Toaster + Bath = The ultimate bath bomb!
my favorite bath bomb is a toaster.
dentist: open up sir
me:so..i hate my life my family my sisters my dog my cat and i tried to take a bath with my toaster but my dog took it that's why i hate my dog and my cat died trying to chew my rope it choked.....yea
dentist: i.. meant your mouth .. so i can clean your teeth
me: :O ohhhh my bad
dentist : do u need help??
me: yep
dentist:...
me: ....
911 what's your emergency burning in toaster toast? yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast set fir to my forest
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldnt work until I enabled Pop Ups
Last week I found out my toaster is waterproof.
You’re mamma’s so ugly, even the toaster wouldn’t get in the bathtub with her.
I was looking forward to some toast...
So i took the toaster in the bath with me
FUN FACT: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
Leprechauns are stupid. No joke
Are you a toaster?
Ok so turns out the toasters are not waterproof...
Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a cat, I'm scared of toasters.
Roses are red my toaster too, oh shit I've burnt the house down what do now do I screw.
What is the best type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.
i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon
