Toaster jokes

Are you a toaster?

Because I wanna take a bath with you.

Say "toast" three times. Spell "toast" three times. What do you put in a toaster? The answer?

I got a toaster for my birthday and said, "Yay, new bath bomb!"

Toaster + Bath = The ultimate bath bomb!

My favorite bath bomb is a toaster.

Fun fact: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!

What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.

Okay, so turns out the toasters are not waterproof...

911 what's your emergency?

"Burning in toaster."

"Toast?"

"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"

"Set fire to my forest!"

What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."

Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.

Are you a toaster?

When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.

Goats are like mushrooms.

If you shoot a cat, I'm scared of toasters.

Roses are red, my toaster too,

Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?

What is the best type of bath bomb?

A toaster.

Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.

Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!

A toaster and a slice of whole wheat bread sit together in the sauna.

After five minutes, the bread starts to sweat extremely and says: "Oh, I think I'm going to be a toast in here!"

The toaster just looks at it bored from the side and replies: "Don't get upset. I'm just here to really switch off."

Last week I found out my toaster is waterproof.

Are you a toaster? 'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.

Are you a knife? 'Cause you make me wanna KMS.

Are you a painting? 'Cause I hang you.

Are you the flu? 'Cause you make me wanna hurl.

Are you a newspaper? 'Cause you have new problems every day.

Are you the ground? 'Cause I'm six feet deep in you ;)