Toaster

Toaster Jokes

Toast

Say "toast" three times. Spell "toast" three times. What do you put in a toaster? The answer?

Knife

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The top panel shows a close-up of a loaf of bread with a knife cutting through it. The knife appears to have heating elements and is glowing red. The bottom panel shows a man's face in a state of excitement. In the foreground, his hand is reaching for a blue button that says 'INVEST'. Below this is the label 'Knife Toaster'.

Difference

What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.

Slice

What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."

Toast

911 what's your emergency?

"Burning in toaster."

"Toast?"

"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"

"Set fire to my forest!"

Shock

When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.

Goat

Goats are like mushrooms.

If you shoot a cat, I'm scared of toasters.

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  • Rose

    Roses are red, my toaster too,

    Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?

    Internet

    Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!

    Brother

    I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?

    Ground

    Are you a toaster? 'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.

    Are you a knife? 'Cause you make me wanna KMS.

    Are you a painting? 'Cause I hang you.

    Are you the flu? 'Cause you make me wanna hurl.

    Are you a newspaper? 'Cause you have new problems every day.

    Are you the ground? 'Cause I'm six feet deep in you ;)