Toaster jokes

When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.

Goats are like mushrooms.

If you shoot a cat, I'm scared of toasters.

Are you a toaster?

'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.

Are you a toaster? 'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.

Are you a knife? 'Cause you make me wanna KMS.

Are you a painting? 'Cause I hang you.

Are you the flu? 'Cause you make me wanna hurl.

Are you a newspaper? 'Cause you have new problems every day.

Are you the ground? 'Cause I'm six feet deep in you ;)

Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.

Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.

What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?

A toaster.

Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you.

Roses are red, my toaster too,

Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?

I was looking forward to some toast...

So I took the toaster in the bath with me.

Your mamma's so ugly, even the toaster wouldn't get in the bathtub with her.

I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?

Say "toast" three times. Spell "toast" three times. What do you put in a toaster? The answer?

I got a toaster for my birthday and said, "Yay, new bath bomb!"

Hey, I just found out my toaster is waterproof! :D

Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.

And the lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.

The toaster;

otherwise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.

Toaster + Bath = The ultimate bath bomb!

Me- *crying in the shower*

Also me- *why is my toaster in here?*