Say toast 3 times. Spell toast 3 times. What do you put in a toaster. What is the answer.
i got a toaster for my birthday and said "yay new bath bomb"
roses are red, I'm not a boaster. Elon must got rushed to hospital after impregnating toaster.
my favorite bath bomb is a toaster.
Toaster + Bath = The ultimate bath bomb!
FUN FACT: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!
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Ok so turns out the toasters are not waterproof...
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911 what's your emergency burning in toaster toast? yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast set fir to my forest
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.
Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a cat, I'm scared of toasters.
Roses are red my toaster too, oh shit I've burnt the house down what do now do I screw.
What is the best type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldnt work until I enabled Pop Ups
Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.
Last week I found out my toaster is waterproof.
i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon
r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)
