Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up. I mean honestly, what are they going to do tell there parents? 😂😂
I would create and orphan website.. But you need a home page to do that.
papyrus: SANS stop being a lazy Bones. Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do any thin. heheh
if your pan all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry and you burst out and then say your pansexuial
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said “ Let me break it down for you like the twin towers.”
jack and jill went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter
I want to do uranus (tounge emoji) (wet emoji)
My mom show me that she could deep throat a banana. I ask how you know how to do that. My mom said I practice on your step father.
What's a good way to masturbate???
Get somebody to do it for u
I was watching my boyfriends dog while he took a shower. I started playing fetch with the him when the ball went over the balcony. He went to get it and fell 10 stories. When i looked down, he appeared to be dead. My boyfriend loved his dog and I didn't know what to do ,so feeling awful, I sat on the couch and waiting for him to come back. About three minutes later he got out of the shower. He ordered some food and went to the table to eat when I said ,”you know , your dogs been a little depressed lately...”
Whats the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H" but we all know what one we would like to do.
this is a big joke so yeah you cants tell me what to do this joke is funny so laugh ok... now that your done laughing lemme say a joke... get it there was no joke hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny im ninja
Why don't orphans do homework? They don't have a home to do it in.
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
So a daughter goes to her dad and says “daddy can I borrow the car?” He the tells her “you know what to do”. So then she proceeds to suck him off, almost immediately pulls out in disgust and says “ugh tastes like shit” her dad then said “damn I forgot your brother took the car”
Three nuns up to Mother Teresa and say Mother Teresa we would not like to be eaten anymore Mother Teresa says okay but first you have to do something Unholy so they a leave and come back 3 days later the first one the first one says Mother Teresa I did something Unholy I took a little kids bike Mother Teresa says okay who drink from the holy water and you are free to go II unlocks upset I did it something worse than her I slept with a married man the last nun walks up and says I did something worse than all of them Mother Teresa says oh god oh gosh are there in the third nut and says I peed in the holy water
I finally got my wife to shut up.Who knew all I had to do was bury her alive all these years ha! try telling me to get my feet off the couch now karen!
If u ever get board just punch a orphan in the face whats he going to do tell hi parents
if you're ever bored adopt and orphan, what is he going to do, be kissed by vedanta?
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (he probably will)
