Titanic

Titanic Jokes

Iceberg

"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.

Movie

The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.

Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!

Film

What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.

Iceberg

"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"

Song

What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?

Ice, Ice Baby!!

Rich

How did the rich save the poor?

They didn't let them in the Titanic.

Grandmother

My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.

Lisp

What do you call a Titan who can't swim?

Titanic!

Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.

What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.

Door

Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.

Tool

What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?

The Titanic.

Ocean

Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.

Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!

Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-

Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!

Trump

Obama, Trump, and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.

Obama: "This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children!"

Trump: "Screw the women and children!"

Clinton: "Do you think we have time...?"