Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork
How do you kill a little boy You throw him between two Catholic priest
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question, can go home." A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I'm going home now."
A man is at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. A few years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?
Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse replies saying "My wife just died of cancer, and my alcohol addiction is tearing my family apart." The bartender responds saying "oh" sympathetically. "sucks to be you!" The bartender yells, throwing a bottle of wine at the horse.
Three guys are on a plane one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American, and the Pilot says “There is to much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off.” So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said , “I have plenty of these where I come from,” the the Asian threw out some rice and said “I have plenty of these in my country,” The American threw out a bomb and said, “I have a lot of these in my country.” The plane crashes anyway and the three men start to walk away from the crash, as they were walking the found a boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of Buritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy,” The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of rice fell out of the sky and sherded all my clothes.” The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble, they kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny the boy said, “MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!”
how do u stop a baby from crying? throw a brick in its mouth
How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
how to make time fly
answer throw a clock out of the window
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
An Aussie an Asian and a Frenchmen are in a bar. The Asian throws his risky in the air and shoots it, the Frenchmen asks “why did u do that?” The Asian says “there are plenty of them where we come from. The Frenchmen throws his champayne in the air and shoots it then the Aussie asks “why did u do that?” The Frenchmen replies “there are plenty of them where we come from”. The Aussie then throws his beer up in the air and shoots the Asian then the Frenchmen asked “why did u do that?” The Aussie then replies “there are plenty of them where we come from”
Jesus walks in to a motel throws 3 nails on the counter and says can you put me up for a night
How do you confuse a ginger?
Throw a cross at them.
What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building? -- Catching it with a pitchfork.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball -- and caught 'em all.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
