Throw jokes

Jesus walks into a motel, throws 3 nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for a night?"

How do you confuse a ginger?

Throw a cross at them.

What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building?

Catching it with a pitchfork.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.

Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So, they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball and caught 'em all.

When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.

Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"

How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.