Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
There were three indians that got kick out of the tride. One said "me find food" and he came back with a decent size rabit. The other two asked him what happened he said "me see rabit me shoot rabit and rabit fall down dead. The 2nd indian "me find food" he came back with a good sized deer the other two asked him what happened he said"me see deer me shoot deer deer fall down dead. The third indian said "me find food" he came back crwling mising a leg and an arm and he was all cut up the others anded what happened he said "me see train me shoot trai train no stop
How many ears does Captain Picard have? -- Three: A left ear, a right ear and a final front ear.
I haven't talked to my wife in three weeks. -- I didn't want to interrupt her.
If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.
The three unwritten rules of life:
1. 2. 3.
Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
I tried having a three-way with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three body problem
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!
Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
What are the three worst words to hear while you are having sex?
Honey, I'm home!
