I saw this kid on the street wearing a rag. I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
This Jokes
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (This joke is good because it never gets old.)
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they arenโt.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. ๐ก๐คฌ๐๐ป๐๐ผ๐๐ฝ๐๐พ๐๐ฟ
This dwarf was being mean to me, so I said, "When you get home, I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you."
Why are orphans not on this?
They donโt want to listen to the dumbos on here!
What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do?
He killed everyone on this f#cking website.
Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated.
When I told him this, he said, "Are you kidding me?"
I said, "I shit you not."
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So one time I had a dream where I was on a road trip and we drove a golf cart and a Susan, which I donโt know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan.
We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom, which was so weird!
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
I hate this website. It sucks. Like if you agree!
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! ๐คฆ
Technoblade!
Please tell me you understand this...
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.
