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Just a dark humor joke

THE THING ABOUT "YOUR MOM"
JOKES IS THAT THEY'RE ALL OLD
AND OVERLY USED...
....LIKE YOUR MOM

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

If you can relate follow me pls

Don't Make Me A Promise
Don't make me a promise you can't keep
Don't tell me things that you don't mean
Don't whisper sweet nothings that I cant hear
Don't tell me you'll meet me then not be there
Don't give me tomorrow and leave me in yesterday
Don't give me things then ask me to pay
Don' say you remember then forget
Don't make me believe you then have regret
Don't say its the truth when its a lie
Don't say hello to tell me goodbye
Don't say this is real when its make believe
Don't say how you feel then act differently
Don't make me laugh then make me weep
Don't make me a promise that you can't keep
AngelinaBlue2010

The last thing the victims were thinking was is there 9 or 11 stories

Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?

Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down

Tell it to ur parents and friends

even though you didn't love me
if i could turn back time i
wouldn't change a thing, in fact
id fall in love with you all over
agains

it would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. it would be prety funy I think lol. just a little funny lol

What is the only thing lesbians now how to grow? Cucumbers

when hotline bling i only need one thing

Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"

Man: *Shows a picture of his child*

What do emo’s and ninjas both have in common... they both hide and cut things

didn't fall for number 6 7 and 5

10 THINGS I KNOW
ABOUT YOU:
1) You are reading this
2) You are human
3) You can't say the letter "P" without
separating your lips
4) You just tried to do it
6) You are laughing at yourself
7) You have a smile on your face and you
skipped number 5
8) You just checked to see if there is a
number 5
9) You laugh at this because you are an
idiot (but everyone else does it too, if
that makes you feel any better)
10) You are going to repin this to see
who else falls for it

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little
bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the
Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids
on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am
trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire
US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another
target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of
which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my
fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that
shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we
speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across
the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better
prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the
pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead,
kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over
seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I
have access to the entire arsenal of the United States
Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your
miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If
only you could have known what unholy retribution your
little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you,
maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you
couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you
goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown
in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

my grand mother made her passage on the titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.

The type of society we live in

OLD PEOPLE AT WEDDINGS
ALWAYS POKE ME AND SAY
"YOU'RE NEXT."
SO, I STARTED DOING
THE SAME THING TO
THEM AT FUNERALS.

I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed

The only thing brighter then my cuter is the fire on the twin towers

Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing!!! Tomorrow I am going to six flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR day!!!!!! Woohooo!!!!

Me during quarantine

Me: "I'm not going to buy dumb things from
Amazon anymore, just because I'm bored."
Me a few days later:

If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince? The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.

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