Jack and jill went up my ass to eat a big dildo but jack died cause he got hit by a brown thing
The thing abt 9/11 and the jokes abt it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers heads?
Their ankles.
20 years later Jhonny: Hey dad Dad:yea? Jhonny: Fuck you I ain't comin back to your grave in 16 years then ima come back BITCH Dad: doing the same thing i did to you and your mother ay i deserve it :( ;O not reall...NOT A FUCKING ALL. Jhonny: Yea you kinda fucking do. Dad:...
the circular saw asked the chainsaw,"When am I as big as you?" the chainsaw would answer with,"When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner." the circular saw would reply with,"What?"
Dont you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin
If iI don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging from the roof
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up. The grandmother says: Hey, jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad! Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks jantje to help her stand up. Jantje anwsers: No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad.
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't.” JFK’s assassin certainly can!
A computer usually has a HARDdrive LESSON. No wonder they remember things
Why is my sister so annoying because
Put your own thing in
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them mommy or daddy.
Rape jokes are the funniest thing to ever exist.
why do orphans pick apples because thats the only thing they can pick
The best thing about an orphan they don’t have to suffer from your mama jokes
There are two kids sitting in a classroom Lily and john Lily sleeps in class everyday.The teacher asks lily who made heaven and earth john pokes her with a pencil she shouts JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY teacher says that's right the teacher says the next day she asks the same question john pokes her with a pencil she shouts JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY that's right the teacher says next day she asks lily what did Eve say to adam after their 100th john pokes her again IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME IMMA BREAK IT IN HALF she shouts.
What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?
Hitler knows when to kill himself!
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
