The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
Things Jokes
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?
Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:
1. A Lambo
2. A House
3. UR MOM
