They jokes

Orphan

Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?

Because they don't have homes.

Girlfriend

My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.

No, they will be wondering what I look like.

Glass Ceiling

I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...

Memes

Meat

Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.

Orphan

Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?

They don't have parents to protect them.

Bean

Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣

Orphan

If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.

Wish

Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.

The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.

Mom

Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"

Eye

What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?

They both have eyes.

Dad

My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?

Asked when will they do up the cars!

Orphan

Why was the orphan so famous?

Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home plate is.

Depression

How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.