They jokes
They're teaching my 1st grader pronouns! Today it was he/she/they. Tomorrow, you/are/is!
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
How do pigs kill themselves?
They commit Kermit-cide.
Memes
So true
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
Lenin was on his deathbed, with Stalin sitting by his side.
Lenin says: "What are you going to do after I die? They might not follow you."
Stalin responds: "Then they'll follow you."
Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.