They jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet!
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
Ebay is so useless. I tried searching up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost to Towers.
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can't an orphan roleplay? Because they don't have parents.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.