They jokes
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.
After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD