They jokes
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.
Memes
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
I was doing some karate the other day at the studio.
They kicked me out because I was doing “kungi fui.”
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.