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Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
Why can't an orphan roleplay? Because they don't have parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?
They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
Why can't orphans play paintball?
Because they don't have parent supervision.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Answer: They don’t know where home is.
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?
Because they don't have a Father's Day.
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.