They jokes
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
A mom cow's last words were to the mom cow's son. They were, "You are..." then died. The son thought that he was adopted, but then three years later, the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say, "You were adorable." Then she died once more. Then two years later, she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son, "And that's why we adopted you."
When pigs went to the desert, they turned into bacon.
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
What do suicidal people and apples have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Today, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.
My parents are the worst.
Two cannibals have just captured a man and are about to eat him, so they cook him and lay him on a table. The first cannibal says, "You start at the bottom, I start at the top," so they both chow down.
About half an hour later, the second cannibal says, "I'm having a ball!" Then the first cannibal says, "Then you're eating too fast!"
Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭