If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
They Jokes
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
Why did the ducks go to jail?
They sold quack.
I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a school buzz.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
