They jokes
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
Why can't you kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they actually have a father there.
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.
How do orphans have a family reunion?
They use a Ouija board.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home. 😢
What do a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her have in common?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
Why do school shooters have the best shots?
They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!