They jokes

One day a man dies and goes to heaven. He gets there and sees a bunch of clocks. He asks Jesus, "Hey, what are the clocks for?" Jesus replies, "They move every time you sin." "This is Mother Teresa's, it has not moved so she has not sinned." "This one is Abraham Lincoln's, it has moved twice so he sinned twice." The man asks, "Where is Joe Biden's?" Jesus replies, "It's in my office-- I'm using it as a ceiling fan."

My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.

You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?

They won’t be found because no one will look for them.

What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew? The answer would be a comb or a piano, but technically, if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them, they have teeth but can't chew with them.

My sister told me she liked Medusa.

I said, "Huh?"

My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.

Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?

Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.

We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...