They jokes
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.