They jokes
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
Once I took a test on waving signal flags.
They said I passed with flying colors.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.