What do a priest and a McDonalds have in common?
They both slide their meat in 10 year old buns.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
Man I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
Technoblade was the second worst thing that happened to orphans
Guys they weren’t always orphans
I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
When you're sad hit an orphan
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans bully people?
Because they can't get suspended.
Contact Parent _______
How do computers get drunk?
They take a screenshot.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip Cause they need a parent signature
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where homebase is.
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time.
Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight.
And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle." (And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle.")
But the fact is I can never get off of his fat dick. And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is) "I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)
Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh) Asshole in a casket
So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nut. And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been twerking for boys for so long I've been flirting with boys for so long
My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real
Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.
