Them jokes
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
Why are Indians such good actors?
Most of them are phone scammers.
I ran over some crippled kids. I told [them] to walk it off!
Here's a sex joke.
What's the best part of having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them.
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
Genders are like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a sensitive subject.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a Sandy Hook.
"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they are standing.
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
Don't break someone's heart. They only have one.
Break someone's bones. They have 206 of them.
How to make an orphan BLEED?
Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.
Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.
Step 3 - Tell them to kys.
Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.