Them jokes
There was this emo kid giving a high five to a tree... but the tree left them hanging :)
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said, "a smile."
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.
Going to school is mandatory in this country.
Can you guess my plan?
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
An ugly, arrogant woman walked into a store with her 2 kids, yelling at them.
The store clerk pleasantly said, "Good morning ma'am and welcome. Nice children, are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling and said, "Hell no they are not, one is 9 and the other is 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just bloody stupid?"
The clerk replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid ma'am, I just can't believe someone would screw you twice."
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
I'd like to have kids one day.
I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
Why are life and a penis alike?
Women make both of them hard.
I love teaching students
how to make them harm themselves.
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
Once I went to watch a match in Portugal. It was between Penaldo and his kids. The referee was Georgiana (his wife). Mpaypal and Igayspeed were also there. The match began, and his kids scored two goals in the first 10 minutes. Then, when the match was about to end, Penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties. His wife declined, and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them) but won 3-2. Shame on you, Penaldo! 😡😡😡
What is the similarity of a bomb and a baby?
When you drop them both, everyone screams.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room.
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.