Theater

Theater Jokes

Orange

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you going to the movies tonight?

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  • Moth

    Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

    He wanted to see a floor show.

    Pirate

    Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?

    Because it was rated ARRRR.

    Cow

    What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!

    King

    What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.

    What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.

    What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.

    Cow

    Why did the cow cross the road?

    To get to the Moo-vie theater.

    Cow

    What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.

    Movie

    Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.

    Cliffhanger

    Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.

    Actor: Really? What do I do?

    Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)

    Titanic

    My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha

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  • Actor

    Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?

    Because every play has a cast.

    Movie

    Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."

    Line

    The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?”

    Why can’t he just speak plain English?

    Cast

    Why does a movie set say "break a leg"? Because they have a cast.

    Actor

    They told me I could never be an actor.

    No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.

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  • Teacher

    I love telling stories as theatrical plays. When we had a free dress day near Christmas, my teacher dressed up as a reindeer, so I got my teacher involved... and shot her.

    Mama

    Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.