The jokes
What is the best part about having sex with 43 year olds?
There are 40 of them.
Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So there’s more for the priest.
You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"
"Islam it is."
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
What did the ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? Answer: Nothing, they just waved.
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
What do you call people who jumped in the dam?
A dam fool.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack was in shock with a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.
I got kicked out of a library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.
He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
...
I'm still trying to think of an answer.
You know the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"?
Great phrase, bad way to find out you're adopted!
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.