The jokes

So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"

Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"

A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.

"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?

Is HE goated with the sauce?"

When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣

I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To reunite with his parents.

What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?

You can pop their head off.

Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!

The Earth was flat until they buried you.

What did Cinderella wear to the beach?

Glass flippers.

(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?

Me: What's the difference between me and my grandpa?

Friends: What?

Me: I've been alive for the past 14 years.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they all beat the room for being black.

Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan.

The tour guide said, "That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member." Well done Lewandisney!

When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.

I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."

What do you call a gay dwarf?

Coming out of the cupboard.

Why was the picture in jail? Because it got framed!

Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?

SawCon deez nutz!

It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!