The jokes
Why did Steven Hawking die?
His wife changed the WiFi password.
What's a word that starts with "m" and ends in "airage" and all men like it?
Miscarriage. The joke never gets old just like the baby.
What's the most expensive haircut?
Chemotherapy.
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).
Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
VOTING SEMIFINAL 1
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.
Vote for the better joke.
Your mouth looks like it came from the commercials.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples actually get picked.
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?
He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
What did the screw say to the screw? We sure screwed things up!
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.