The jokes

How did the digital clock show off to its mother?

Look, Ma, no hands!

What's black and white and read all over?

A newspaper.

What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?

A penguin falling down the stairs.

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What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?

One can feed a family.

A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain.

The email reads: "Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything [is] prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here!"

Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.

Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.

Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.

Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.

Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.

A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”

Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.

What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?

If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.

Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?

Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?

What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?

Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.

How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.

Doctor: What is your zodiac sign?

Patient: Cancer, why?

Doctor: What are the chances?

Patient: Of what?

Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!

You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.

Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."

What's long and black?

The line to KFC.