The jokes
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
The Earth was flat until yo mama buried herself.
Why is the white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
Because the white guy actually did it.
Me: *posts random joke about a duck*
That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."
That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."
Bro it’s a joke...
A suicidal boy went up to a tree and said "hi".
The tree never responded; it left him hanging.
Memes
Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?
Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?
The first thing a man looks at in a woman, is her heart.
The fact that her breasts block the view is not her fault.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?
One was born burnt.
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
If the government can print money,
Then why are we paying taxes?
If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.
What is the worst part about siblings having sex?
Being left out.
Why are women’s feet so small?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
Once my girlfriend asked me to give her lipstick, and I accidentally gave her the glue stick.
She won't talk to me anymore.
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.