The jokes
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
Are you sure your father isn't a thief?
Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
Memes
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.
I hit myself on a window yesterday. I really felt the pane.
Gaston gets the no-Belle prize! :D
Wow, why so many of the same joke?
A joker held the door open for me the other day. It was a nice gesture.
What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.
How did the British lose the War of 1812?
They were out-Britshed.
What do you call a skeleton in the snow? A numb skull.
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
What did the robber say to the clock?
Hands up!