The jokes
Gaston gets the no-Belle prize! :D
Wow, why so many of the same joke?
A joker held the door open for me the other day. It was a nice gesture.
What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.
How did the British lose the War of 1812?
They were out-Britshed.
What do you call a skeleton in the snow? A numb skull.
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
What did the robber say to the clock?
Hands up!
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other, and a desk strapped to his back.
A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying, "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir!"
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.
Did you hear the one about the hills?
It was hillarious.
Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?
He got corn-ered!
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
That was a horrible pun. You should be sent to the PUN-itentiary!
Women are like grenades: you pull the ring and BOOM, the house is gone!
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.