The jokes
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
My son came to me depressed, so I pointed to the spare bedroom and said, "Hang in here, son."
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
What's the difference between you and a bench?
A bench can hold a family.
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded its title back!
Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!
Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
What did I say to the bridge?
Bye, bridge.
Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.
Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?
A: To get to the other side to find his parents.
There was no other side of the road.
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
What's the difference between a cactus and a school bus?
On a bus all the little pricks are on the inside.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
This is how big cats were named.
"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."
"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."