The jokes

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni and got plane.

You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.

Mom asks, "Who are you talking to?"

The child said, "A mistake."

I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.

My wife told me to treat her like a princess, so I got drunk and drove through the tunnel.

I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.

In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.

Why?

They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.

Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.

What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?

An emo.

My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.

There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

Son said, "But I can't see."

Mom said, "That's the point."

Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?

Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?

One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.

Why did the orphan become a str1pper?

So she can have someone to call daddy.

I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.

When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.

Bing, bang, boom!

Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?

The NBA.

What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.

What do orphans and police not have in common?

The police can actually go home.