The jokes

Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a thrill with pills. Jack came down, fuck a clown, and the cum made them frown.

Chess

Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.

Shower

Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.

Then it's a soap opera.

Memes

Life

Literally every movie:

"I love you." "I love you, too."

My life:

My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes you!" Him: "Wtf, I have a girlfriend, sorry not sorry." His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country. 😶

Dwarf

Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

Woman

There was a woman from Ealing, she had a peculiar feeling. She laid on her back, opened her crack, and pissed all over the ceiling.

Moment

Quote for the day.

I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.

"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."

Also, loving is so much more to give instead! Always remember to love!!! Best-Gwen :)

Condom

The mirror says: "If you break me, you will have 3 years of bad luck."

The Magic Jewel says: "If you break me, you will have 10 years of bad luck."

The condom just sitting there laughing.

911

A collection of 911 jokes.

What kinda pizza did they order at 911?

Plane.

What was the color of 911?

Plane.

What is the fastest way to see 911?

Plane.

Crab

you look like a dumb crab. When everyone sees you, the world will end.

Orphan

What was the ONLY difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apples got picked.

Argument

Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?

A knife has a point.

Difference

What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?

You can't run over a yellow line.

Basement

What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.

Roblox

add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?