The jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a thrill with pills. Jack came down, fuck a clown, and the cum made them frown.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call dad. 🤣
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera.
Memes
Literally every movie:
"I love you." "I love you, too."
My life:
My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes you!" Him: "Wtf, I have a girlfriend, sorry not sorry." His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country. 😶
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Q. How do U get the emo out of the tree?
A. Cut the rope.
There was a woman from Ealing, she had a peculiar feeling. She laid on her back, opened her crack, and pissed all over the ceiling.
Quote for the day.
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
Also, loving is so much more to give instead! Always remember to love!!! Best-Gwen :)
The mirror says: "If you break me, you will have 3 years of bad luck."
The Magic Jewel says: "If you break me, you will have 10 years of bad luck."
The condom just sitting there laughing.
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
you look like a dumb crab. When everyone sees you, the world will end.
What was the ONLY difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples got picked.
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?
A knife has a point.
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
What is the best type of girl to fuck?
Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?