The jokes
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
you look like a dumb crab. When everyone sees you, the world will end.
What was the ONLY difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples got picked.
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?
A knife has a point.
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
What is the best type of girl to fuck?
Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.
What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
He was toad away.
Get it?
When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog.
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my life a joke.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It's pasture your bedtime.
You like to draw? Because I like the MD, raw :)
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting "9"!
That’s the best I’ve done so far.
What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.
"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"
"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!