The jokes
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns?
You cannot unload the sand with a pitchfork.
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?
They're both "sweet home Alabama."
What is the biggest joke ever? Trump.
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.
A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”
What did the cowboy say to the girl on the beach?
"Sandy cheeks."
A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy. "What's going on here!?" he exclaims.
The wife replies, "See, I told you he was stupid."
Every culture has weird food.
Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.
Q: Give a man a day of therapy, he'll be sad for then and on.
A: Give a man a noose, he'll be sad for the rest of his life.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumeference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
One day, there were two muffins in an oven. One of the muffins said, "Man, it's hot in here." The other one said, "Oh my god! A talking muffin!!!"
Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?
In Orange County.
Two cannibals have just captured a man and are about to eat him, so they cook him and lay him on a table. The first cannibal says, "You start at the bottom, I start at the top," so they both chow down.
About half an hour later, the second cannibal says, "I'm having a ball!" Then the first cannibal says, "Then you're eating too fast!"