The jokes

So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?

He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.

"the floor is lava!"

- everyone, Pompeii 79 A.D.

What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?

Tropical depressions.

Yo, your hairline over here lookin' like the Nile River.

My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.

Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.

Feminists: Correct.

Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?

Your mom is so ugly. When she goes to the dentist, they make her face down.

How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on.

I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.

What did the mute man tell the blind man?

Nothing.

After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.

What instrument do a pair of sheep play? The two-baaaa.

Where was Moses when the lights went out? - In the dark!

How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.

What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.

What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.

An older retired couple - the wife had grown tired of her husband farting in bed each night. One morning she put some chicken parts under the blankets in bed next to him and went off to make some coffee.

A few minutes later she hears a loud fart followed by a blood curdling scream. He comes out after a while and says, "Hon, you were right that I would fart my guts out. Took me the longest to put them back in."

An old man goes to a church and is making a confession:

Man: "Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I was intimate with an 18-year-old."

Father: "When was the last time you made a confession?"

Man: "I never have, I am Jewish."

Father: "Then why are telling me all this?"

Man: "I’m telling everybody!"

What do you call a born-again heteroflexible male that is a Christian nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that? He is a gay man that is in the closet. He should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary.

I did so much research that I got bone-tired from doing this, tibia honest. You probably didn't find that humerus. I got a skeleton of these puns. I guess I could learn a femur puns. I was wondering if the creators of this site could talus how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years old.