The jokes
Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.
We were so poor my dad would give me a penny not to eat supper.
I'd put it under my pillow and while I was sleeping, he would come in and take it. In the morning, he would holler at me for losing the penny.
Why did my mother buy me a Honda? She knows I can't move, so she pushed my wheelchair with me in it into the ocean. I survived just by a second, but a shark got my wheelchair, fucking bitch.
Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?
Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣
Why did Mom cross the road?
To kill you!
Memes
My and my penis never truly understood the words "Booby traps" until we met the ex-wife. God's gift of self-will was working fine until my penis went hard and my mind went blank, and God started laughing, and I swear I heard him say, "Booby trap" as he walked away! True story.
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?
'Cause it got stuck in a pothole!
Friend, your mum's fat.
Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.
Hi 👋 I have some good ideas 💡. It was the best game I had to get in my...
What did the bison say to his son when he left the ranch? Bi-son.
What do you call a black guy on the moon?
YOU RACISTS! An astronaut!
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.
You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?
Where did the moon go to space? To the moon!
ble get get get gettttt pull the glock pew pew pew pew pew thats the silencer BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
A group of friends went outside to pick up stuff. One of the friends said, "It is windy as heck out!"
How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Please take this down, it's not funny at all!
It's a joke, not a dick, so don't take it so hard!