The jokes
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
A friend of mine says "Baguette" all the time cuz she is French.
"Get a life, dum dums!"
Says the fucking moron.
An emo tried to high-five a tree. The tree left her hanging.
Gwen is back, Freshfry is back, Addison Banks is back... This website is coming back to the golden age!
Memes
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up đ.
To all the little rude people here, fuck you. I didn't ruin this country, it was Putin!
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
A woman went into her garden and danced in front of her vegetables.
The next morning, her corn didnât grow, and the tomatoes didnât blush or turn red, but the cucumbers grew four inches.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!
Why did the orphans have in common? They both don't have parents.
Who got shot in the head? JFK did!
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???
My ex's love for me :(
I still love the dude sadly, but I won't take him back.