The jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because...

One day, the Pope is coming to America in his limo, and he said to the driver, "Why don’t you let me drive for once?"

The driver thinks to himself, "Well, I can’t say no to this guy; he’s the Pope." So the driver pulls over, and they change places. The Pope was having fun, hauling butt down the freeway, dogging cars. After a while, the driver taps on the window and tells the Pope, "Slow down a bit; you might get pulled over."

The Pope says, "Ahhh, don’t worry about it; I’m the Pope." So he rolls up the window and continues to drive very fast. After a few moments, he gets pulled over. The cop walks to the car, and the Pope rolls down the tinted window. The cop sees the Pope and says, "Oh, I, ehhh, sorry, can you hold on a minute?"

The Pope says, "Sure." The cop walks back to his car and radios back to the station. He says, "Guys, I just pulled over someone really important."

They ask who, "The President?"

"No, more important."

"The president of another country?"

"No, more important."

"An ambassador?"

"No, even more important."

"Well, who is it?"

"I don’t know, but the Pope is the chauffeur."

Yo mama so fat, She the iceberg.

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Why couldn't the clown walk after his infamous knife-juggling act?

Because he was exhausted nigaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Why did Jake cross the road? To get a Hagen Daz bar.

Have you seen the new movie "Constipated"?

No, it hasn't come out yet.

Why did the van cross the road?

To get to the school for the little kids.

Sy’kyira (😌): I can’t wait for the therapist to come.

Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.

Sy’kyira (😅): SAME!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???

Daina (😌): I know, right?

Why did the little girl cry twice?

Because you wiped your bloody shitty cock on her favorite teddy bear.

Stop making the jokes!

Nuns be like: Can I spread the word, but check for you?

Stranger: Tries to kidnap a kid.

Kid: Runs home.

A few minutes later, the kid was in the back of the van...

If you know, you know.

You're walking on the street when you realize that you're in the road as you feel the horn dying away.

Yo mama so fat, she said the N-word!

Why can't an orphan be a bully? Because they don't have parents.

Bus driver: Please give your seat to the white person.

Rosa Parks: Ok.

The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!

I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag.

OK, I'm joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.

If we get this to 1000 dislikes, I will do TWO joking keggars on Halloween.

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What kind of people love donuts in the morning? Cops, because they don't have anything else to do.