The jokes
When the Mexican wanted to go shopping,
he went to Ja-mall.
Maishah the poo turned into a fart, which is the big fart monster's best friend. This is her: 🐷🐷🐷🐷🤢🤢🤢💩💩💩💩👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻🐽🐽🐽
What did the chicken say when he crossed the road?
Quack!
What is the spiciest meat ever? Pepperoni.
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!
Memes
What’s the difference between 80 dead babies and a Lambo? I don’t have a Lambo in my garage.
A robber robbed a bank and ran into the road and got hit by a car.
The cops said to him, "That's CARma for you!"
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.
Why did the man decide to work at a pizza place?
Because he kneaded the dough!
What's the difference between a boy and gold?
More people want gold.
What’s the difference between a living and dead person?
I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.
What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
I got fired from a pickle factory for getting my finger caught in a slicer. They only gave *her* the day off with pay... unfair!
What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The Romans put sugar syrup on the second one.
I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the poop shout, "Ooh!"
It was poohp.
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.