The jokes

Baby

Doctor: Hands husband his baby.

Doctor: I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it.

Husband: Then give me the one she made.

Memes

Bar

A prostitute walks in the bar, and she goes up to the bartender and says, "I just made $100 and 5¢ sucking dick." The bartender says, "Who gave you the 5¢?" The prostitute says, "They all did!"

Crush

Why did the boy kill his girlfriend?

Because he had a crush on her.

Hunger

Which country of the world has the poorest/most hungry people?

Answer: Hungary

Death

Kid goes to the kitchen.

Mom: What are you doing here?

Kid: Just checking out the knife.

Mom: So you've chosen death.

Gender Equality

So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.

Pizza

What kind of pizza did the twin towers order?

Two large plains.

Face

What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play catch?

Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.

Gold

What's the difference between a boy and gold?

More people want gold.