The jokes
Pewdiepie: I am the best YouTuber ever!
T-Series: Go away you f***!
Doctor: Hands husband his baby.
Doctor: I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it.
Husband: Then give me the one she made.
What is a neonatal's first time in the world?
What is better than hitting a booty? Playing with the titties.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To Mario.
Memes
A prostitute walks in the bar, and she goes up to the bartender and says, "I just made $100 and 5¢ sucking dick." The bartender says, "Who gave you the 5¢?" The prostitute says, "They all did!"
Today my toilet paper ran across the road, but it got stuck in the crack.
If you play Minecraft too much, you belong to the streets.
Why did the boy kill his girlfriend?
Because he had a crush on her.
Which country of the world has the poorest/most hungry people?
Answer: Hungary
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
Kid goes to the kitchen.
Mom: What are you doing here?
Kid: Just checking out the knife.
Mom: So you've chosen death.
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.
What kind of pizza did the twin towers order?
Two large plains.
Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.
What did the parents name their retarded baby? Dimitri
What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
What's the difference between a boy and gold?
More people want gold.